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Q: The daily Q&A column will take a short break for the Christmas holiday.

So here’s a Happy Xmas from all the team at the Studio

See you in 2007

Meanwhile here’s a few daft Santa jokes to keep you going

A: Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.

Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said “I could not work out what size her nose was!

© Studio Rossiter 2006

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